Won't somebody please think of the children!?

That's from The Simpsons, in case you don't recognize Helen Lovejoy's ubiquitous line.

The economic downturn is having an interesting effect on the nation's married couples, particularly because of falling real estate prices.

From the New York Times -

"In a normal economy, couples typically build equity in their homes, then divide that equity in a divorce, either after selling the house or with one partner buying out the other’s share. But after the recent boom-and-bust cycle, more couples own houses that neither spouse can afford to maintain, and that they cannot sell for what they owe. For couples already under stress, the family home has become a toxic asset."

The article contains a reference to one of my old favorites-

"'There’s an old joke,' said Randall M. Kessler, Ms. Needle’s lawyer. 'Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it. Now it better really be worth it.'"

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

This is fascinating -

"Whether the current economic slump will take a toll on your own health depends, in part, on your health habits when times are good. And economic studies suggest that people tend not to take care of themselves in boom times — drinking too much (especially before driving), dining on fat-laden restaurant meals and skipping exercise and doctors’ appointments because of work-related time commitments."

"Are Bad Times Healthy?" asks some good questions and weighs the health benefits of an economic downturn against the obvious downsides.

Hmm, this might offend some of my readers -