Take It Off

I heard the news some time ago that those wacky Brits were planning on banning neckties in their hospitals, but now that might happen in the U.S. of A.?

Didn't we kick their butts and any vestige of their culture out 233 years ago? We don't even drive on the same side of the road! What's that you say? We speak the same language? Yeah, right. They think "subway" means "underground pedestrian walkway." It's obviously a purveyor of delicious, yet affordable, sandwiches.

Read all about it! Here

One woman has found a business opportunity in the infectious nature of neckties, by selling ones that have an anti-microbial coating on them. This is a hilarious way to end an article -

"She recently took delivery of the first shipment of ties bearing a design based on the H1N1 'swine-flu' virus. 'I'm so excited,' she says. 'H1N1 is a really pretty virus.'"

Marriage Is What Brings Us Together Today

Married people who have children are happier than married people who don't have children and are also happier than people who are unmarried who do have children. Interesting.

health.msn.com/kids-health

And this is from the Princess Bride, one of the greatest movies ever made -



I met Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdink) at Albany Airport once. It was a fine day.